Man Defaces House With Shitty Beer

This is Luis Torres. A Fort Worth, Texas man who decided it would be a genius idea to decorate his house with empty beer cans.


Sadly, he used only Miller Lite and Milwaukee’s Best Light. What’s even more depressing is other folks – his daughter, random neighbors – are encouraging his behavior by donating dead soldiers to the cause. Which in turn means more people are still consuming shitty beer. We’re doomed.

Okay, so I’ll give Luis points for the time and effort he spent stringing up these hideous creations(by that I mean the beer) and more points for sticking to his favorite ‘beers’ – however he loses everything because of his beer choice.

Just imagine how much more beautiful this piece of ‘folk art’ could have been if the cans had previously been filled with craft beer. Like the beer brewed by Oskar Blues. Or New Belgium. Or so many other craft brewers who are using cans these days.

When you choose craft beer over big beer, you’re sure to have an experience that is more enriching and worthwhile; an experience about quality and not about quantity. Though you can go for quantity if you dare.

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J.S. Lewis

Beer advocate. Beer lover. Beer enthusiast. I also care for water.

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